剧情介绍
郑道士流年不利，改行跌打损伤，因经营不善，在债主的逼迫之下，假藉做法骗取钱财，不料却引来大僵尸闯出乌龙事件。 女鬼小凤为了保护其弟小僵尸能早日超渡而耽误自己投胎的时辰，阴错阳差之下与阿善结缘。阿善为了正义瞒着师父替小僵尸施法除咒，因功力不足，害得小僵尸灰头土脸，再加上大僵尸为了夺取身怀「定魂珠」的小僵尸将姊弟俩打败，对小僵尸而言可说是雪上加 霜。幸好，僵尸博物馆馆长老赵收留了小僵尸，因而暂时逃过一劫。 郑道士因钱坐困愁城，房东孙二娘虽不断施于援手，但条件是要郑道士招赘入门，郑道士无奈忍辱偷生。 阿善为了暗助小凤不惜偷药来照顾她，不料行迹败露，郑道士认为妖魅不可留，欲施法收伏小凤阴魂，为民除害；幸得孙二娘与猪肉妹支持，郑道士才放小凤一马。 为了保住小僵尸，必须先解决大僵尸的追杀，在请教过僵尸博物馆的老赵之后，一切厮杀即刻展开，最后邪不胜正，在众人合力之下化险为夷，送走小凤姊弟俩。
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